this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go…
i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u